Baby Debugging

if ( (Baby is happy) or (baby is sleeping) )

    Enjoy your life;

else

{

    while (baby is unhappy)

    {

        if ( (diaper is dirty) )

            Replace with clean diaper

        elsif (baby makes hungry cues)

            {

                Feed baby;

                Burp baby until satisfied that air/gas is expelled;

            }

        else

            {

                // Baby is sleepy

                Pacify baby by making cooing noises;

                Sooth baby by singing lullabies; //babies not discriminating.  Singing off key is fine

                Rock baby to sleep;

            }

// Hopefully, problem is resolved. If not, repeat until baby is happy or asleep

    }

}