Back to the U.S. —- And I Miss Germany!

I just left Düsseldorf and returned to the U.S. last week. It seems like just a little while ago that I began my stint there and now it’s over. While I’m glad to be back closer to the missus, I will be first to admit that

* German bread rocks!  I never used to like bread, but after 6 months in Dusseldorf, I’m sold.  Now that I’m back in the U.S., I’m back to eating the pasty mealy tasting stuff that one gets in supermarkets here.

* German Pommes rocks!  Okay, I’m a sucker for french fries and have always been one.  So, no surprise that I miss the omnipresent roadside vendor with fries, mayo and ketchup.  And no, the fast food places here don’t come close!

* German airport processes rock!  On my return journey, I was stuck in JFK for a good 6 hours before getting an extremely unclean airplane to get home.   German airports, while aren’t close to those in Singapore or Dubai, are clean and highly efficient.  JFK is rapidly becoming one of my most unfavorite airports.  The winner of that one is of course, Heathrow!

* German public transportation rocks!  Returning to the U.S. makes me painfully aware of how poor the public transportation system is here.  The U.S. should tax the heck out of gasoline and use the proceeds to build good public transport infrastructure! Yes, I am aware of how impractical that may be at this point in time! <sighs>

* Finally, work life balance in Germany cannot be beat.  Sure, the workers unions are strong and can be painful to deal with.  But guess what – you actually have a life when you work there.  I don’t know if one can say the same here.

Since I’m no longer in Germany, I guess this blog URL doesn’t make sense any more.  I may shift to another.  Will keep this blog updated on what I end up doing.

Favorite Floats from Carneval Parade

Here are three of my favorite floats from the Carneval parade that passed right below my window sill in the Carlstadt area of the city.

It seems that the Dusseldorfers are pretty well-informed about the U.S. Presidential Primaries

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A macabre image of Osama Bin Laden

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And this, well, pictures speak louder than words…

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Cool Elevators

When visiting my company’s back-office processing facility in a town near here called Duisburg, I was completely blown away by the elevators in the building.

There were 6 or 7 elevators (numbered) in total.  None of them had the usual ‘floor numbers’ inside though.  Each floor has a touch-screen console with the floor numbers on it.  If you wanted to go to the 5th floor, you’d touch ‘5′ on the console and the console would tell you which elevator to take.  Behind the scenes, the computer figures out everyone’s requests from all floors and then decides which elevators take people to their desired floors quickest!

How cool is that?!? :)

Carneval in Dusseldorf

Next week, the partying begins in Düsseldorf for Carneval

This festival or event has similar roots as Mardi Gras, that is celebrated in New Orleans and St. Louis in the United States. Essentially, before the season of Lent (40 days of Christ’s stay in the desert that is a season of prayer and reflection) begins, there is a big-time celebration before the austerity begins.

Anyway, in Mardi Gras in New Orleans, women will expose their ummm upper torsos in exchange for colorful bead bracelets. Apparently in Dusseldorf, there isn’t such debauchery. However, there definitely is some mischief. On the two or three days of the festival, women run amok cutting off ties (thank goodness it’s just ties) of hordes of hapless men who may be roaming the streets minding their own business in return for a kiss. I’ve been warned to either wear an extremely old and ratty tie that I don’t care for, or not to wear a tie at all on these days. Wondering if should get 10 or 20 ultra-cheap ties and walk around the Altstadt – at least it’ll be worth 10-20 kisses. :)

Moved to another Blog Host

I decided to switch the host website for my blog because Blogspot was getting rather annoying to use. I can’t upload any pictures on Blogspot and although Google claimed to be working on the problem, it was taking too long for me.

So here I am on another site and this, I hope should be fine for now. And, here are a couple of the pictures of Düsseldorf that I promised:

Dusseldorf T.V. Tower       Canal along KoenigSallee

Rain, Cold and no Entertainment

It looks like the German Winter is slowly catching up with Düsseldorf. The last few days have seen rather dreary weather here. Temperatures in the single digits (centigrade, so in the low 40’s in Farenheit) and a frustratingly persistent spray-like rain emanating from a gloomily grey sky.

I have a whopping {huge saracasm} 40 television channels to watch here. However, only 2 are English, leaving me with 38 channels of Ach, So, Bitte and Gesundheit. Doh! Well, I did want to brush up on my German, so I’ve been rather painstakingly sitting through Hollywood flicks that have been dubbed into German. In the past week, I have seen Bridget Jones, Neo in the Matrix and Knight Rider (with David Hasselhof) all in German. JaWohl! Don’t know how much more of this I can take though…

A friend of mine from work (British-American) who’s worked here for a year empathized with me and has kindly lent me some DVDs: set of the Simpsons, Dr. Strangelove and The Big Lebowski. These are keeping me entertained for the time being. I am hoping that once I move to my new apartment, which has a much better wireless internet signal, I may be able to watch some streaming video on sites such as Joost. We’ll see. If not, I may succumb to a rash of DVD buying.

Before I sign off, I’ll leave you with the trailer for The Big Lebowski. Truly one of those cult classics. Fantastic!!

First Impressions

Experience at Düsseldorf airport: This, was a breeze, much to my amazement, especially given all the trouble I had obtaining the German Work Permit. Immigration does not require any form filling at the German port of entry. They simply use your passport to pull up your visa and validate it. I think it was the fastest I have EVER been through an immigration check point ever. My bags came onto the baggage claim at a seemingly record speed too, and by 7:30am, I was already hailing a cab to find my accommodations.Taxis in Germany: I estimate that 95% of taxis I’ve seen here are Mercedes Benz automobiles. I’m not sure why this is the case. Do taxi companies here get a discount from Daimler? If so, I should get a taxi permit…at least until I can a discounted luxury car.

A Historical Feel: This city definitely has a historical feeling about it. It’s in the building, which are mostly older and more ornate constructions. It’s in the streets, many of which are cobbled. And call me stupid, but it’s even in the nature in the city: the trees, ponds, and of course, the Rhein river that flows through the city. The only thing that looks remotely modern are the few high-rise office buildings in the city, and the Düsseldorf T.V. tower. I have to disclose that I live in a part of Düsseldorf called the Altstadt (Old City), which could be one of the reasons I feel like I’m living in the 19th century.

The Language: The more time I spend in Europe, the more that I am convinced that the best thing the English gave us Indians is the language of English. I can’t think of anything else that can serve to unite a country of 14 major languages and 30 odd states. And over here in Europe, they can take a leaf out of our book. They talk of a European Union and a unified currency, economy and state. But most of the population cannot converse with anyone outside their national boundaries. At least, I shall be forced to practice my German enough to survive in this society.  Note: After three weeks in Germany, this observation is not fair.  Most of the folks that I run into here do speak decent English.  I will say that the assumption most folks make (whether you are white skinned or not) is that you know German.  In India, the moment you see someone who is obviously a foreigner, one automatically switches to English.  I have no idea which way is better or more preferred.

Supermarkets: I hate to say this, but I truly miss the shopping convenience I got used to in the United States. I actually yearn for a Target or a Walmart – any kind of superstore, where I can find what I want and what I know to be reasonable prices. Over here in Düsseldorf, most everything is available, but in little shops. Bread is bought at the bakery. Shampoo and toothpaste is bought at the drug store. Fruit and other groceries can be bought at tiny little grocery stores or open markets. One fantastic idea I have seen here is that grocery stores do not provide bags for their customers. Shoppers need to bring their own bags (Most Germans have these cotton bags that they bring into the store in order to take their groceries home) or buy cotton or paper bags at the check-out counter to take home their libations. I have found one superstore called Saturn. This is the equivalent of a Best Buy or a Circuit City in the United States. I felt quite at home at Saturn, because of the similarity to a store that I’m more familiar with, but also because of all the fantastically cool electronics I could ogle at. I think I’ll be spending more time there when I’m bored!

Little things that are different: Ever since I’ve arrived, I notice these little things that are different here. The first things I found at the office was that the keyboard was ‘German’. The ‘z’ and ‘y’ keys were swapped and all the punctuations were completely messed up, causing me all kinds of heartburn when I tried to type emails or write a document. I think I need to find a regular American keyboard to restore some sanity to my typing. Staplers here staple differently. Some of you must think I have truly lost it. But when you staple a document (in the U.S. and in Asia), look at how the staple holds the papers together. It usually curls inwards so that the prongs face each other. For some reason, German staples curl outwards for some inexplicable reason. I can only imagine that it’s in order to maintain an air of exclusivity. One of the cool things I’ve seen here is that lighting in the public areas of apartment complexes are timed. So, when I unlock the main door to my aparment complex, the corridor and staircase are completely dark. But there’s a light switch that I press that turns all the lights to all the common areas. The light stays on for a few minutes, giving me enough time to get to my apartment before turning off. This is a great way to save some energy. Have I said anything about water here yet? If you ask for water here in Germany, you get carbonated water because Germans don’t seem to like drinking regular tap water. I suppose I could get used to it, but right now, I prefer drinking regular water, thank you very much. There are tons of bicycles here, another very good thing that I see in this city. Also, public transportation is prevalent everywhere and is affordable.

Disclaimer: I have to make an admission of crabbiness right here. I’m away from home and am only able to start with a healthy amount of cribbing about things I’m not familiar with. But I have tried to make a few acknowledgments of things that are worth emulating in all parts of the world. I’ll end by saying that living in a new place has been an exciting experience, albeit a lonely one. This kind of adventure is best experienced along with someone, and in this case I wish it was my lovely wife.